This one only works on the police men, not women, you are endanger of being charged with sexual harassment. However you, the driver, can be either sex for this joke to be good fun. It's actually funnier when you are male with a male police officer. We have not actually tested this yet but we plan to, and if you happen to beat us please tell us how it went. FYI - DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU ARE INTOXICATED OR HIGH!
You see the lights go on in your rear view mirror, oh shit you're doing 55 in a 30, your tail lights are out, and your insurance card expired 6 months ago. Basically you are screwed so you might as well f#@& with him right? Before he walks up to your window make sure you wet your lips and, maybe even pull out your mirror for effect. You wanna look lustful, so when the police officer walks up to you he gets a little nervous. It is also very important to never break character.
Roll down your window look him directly in the eye without breaking stare, and bat those eyelashes, yes that's right it's never too much. When he asks his first question, don't answer him just do a soft low moan. Wait about 5 seconds, and if he doesn't say anything do it again. Then wait for him to ask you again. When he asks again you say in a breathy voice "I'm sorry officer, I'm a little distracted, could you repeat that a little slower please"
As your officer repeats his question adjust your bra very sensually, or if you are a male your crotch area and make another moaning noise, not too loud but just loud enough for him to hear it. He may at this point catch on to the fact that you are either turned on by him or incredibly drunk. Now if you are lucky he will enjoy this attention and may want to take things further. However most likely he will be upset by your actions and ask you to step out of the car and blow in the tube (this is why you can't be intoxicated).
After the policeman decides you are not intoxicated he will most likely write your ticket and send you on your way. In any case do not drop the act, keep it up. When you are stepping out of the car make sure you show a little leg, and ask him "ohhh do you want to do a body search officer?" Make sure you emphasize the word BODY so he gets the hint. If he asks you to blow, look him directly in the eye and say "where?" then lick your lips. When you are done blowing, tell the officer "that was great, lets do this again sometime" Feel free to improv where appropriate. Good luck on this one, it's sure to be a hit.
You see the lights go on in your rear view mirror, oh shit you're doing 55 in a 30, your tail lights are out, and your insurance card expired 6 months ago. Basically you are screwed so you might as well f#@& with him right? Before he walks up to your window make sure you wet your lips and, maybe even pull out your mirror for effect. You wanna look lustful, so when the police officer walks up to you he gets a little nervous. It is also very important to never break character.
Roll down your window look him directly in the eye without breaking stare, and bat those eyelashes, yes that's right it's never too much. When he asks his first question, don't answer him just do a soft low moan. Wait about 5 seconds, and if he doesn't say anything do it again. Then wait for him to ask you again. When he asks again you say in a breathy voice "I'm sorry officer, I'm a little distracted, could you repeat that a little slower please"
As your officer repeats his question adjust your bra very sensually, or if you are a male your crotch area and make another moaning noise, not too loud but just loud enough for him to hear it. He may at this point catch on to the fact that you are either turned on by him or incredibly drunk. Now if you are lucky he will enjoy this attention and may want to take things further. However most likely he will be upset by your actions and ask you to step out of the car and blow in the tube (this is why you can't be intoxicated).
After the policeman decides you are not intoxicated he will most likely write your ticket and send you on your way. In any case do not drop the act, keep it up. When you are stepping out of the car make sure you show a little leg, and ask him "ohhh do you want to do a body search officer?" Make sure you emphasize the word BODY so he gets the hint. If he asks you to blow, look him directly in the eye and say "where?" then lick your lips. When you are done blowing, tell the officer "that was great, lets do this again sometime" Feel free to improv where appropriate. Good luck on this one, it's sure to be a hit.
No comments:
Post a Comment